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Bila lah aku nak pandai cakap omputih ni..

Aduh memalukan,

tadi telepon aku yg jarang berbunyi tu berbunyi, dan terima panggilan daripada 082274666, bila aku angkat, kedengaranlah satu suara perempuan yg amat sedap dan best sekali bunyinya..

She :Hello Mr, Izhar,

Me: Yes,

She: I'm calling from Harbourview Kuching regarding......

Hampeh tul.. memula tu aku dapat tangkap, lepas tu tak dapat... aku pun.. hah? ar?... sib baik minah tu paham.. dia speaking Melayu plak ngan aku.... cis.. malu siot.... Aku bukannya tak faham, aku cuma tak dapat tangkap sebab dia cakap laju sangat.

Cis.. aku rasa dah genap 2 tahun dah aku berazam untuk memperkasakan ability aku dalam Basic English ni... apa yg aku tak buat> AKu dah baca suratkhabar omputih.. Suratkhabar Melayu aku dah jarang baca dah... Aku layan DVD omputih.. Aku layan kartun tanpa subtitle, aku join forum omputih.... Tapi telinga aku masih gagal untuk tangkap sebutan Bahasa Inggeris... walaupun suara minah hotel tu cukup jelas, lembut dan nyata... aku tak dapat tangkap gak sebab laju sangat..

Cis.. tangkap telinga pun aku tak dapat lagi... apatah lagi bercakap..........

Erk.. bila ha aku nak jumpa kawan yg boleh tolong aku cakap omputih ni? Kalau dapat.. aku nak buat kawan sampai mati... hehe..

Oh.. Harbour View .. apasal lah staff nko cakap Inggeris laju nak mampus? Isk.. malunya aku........ :(

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